July 14 2014, 11am


In honor of AX being dethroned from the “Worst Con Management of 2014” award by the sheer clusterfuck that is Dashcon, (and that I’m back on my main laptop) here have some more photos I took at the con. 

If you know anyone in the photos drop me a message so I can tag them.
Eridan

Cronus

Scalemates are my own, and if you want to know if you can get one, go to my commissions post.

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July 11 2014, 9pm



formerlyanon
ok and? I'm currently unemployed and know how to sew. I can tell you right now from experience that asking people to work for less than 35 bucks a scalemate is working for less than minimum wage, you might be able to break even if you use a sewing machine, which can turn the plushes wonky. Handmade six inch plushes go for 40 dollars and up, from people who price correctly. 35 bucks for a scalemate that is as tall as a 2liter bottle of soda and made of high quality materials is a steal.


formerlyanon:

thecrazybandhuman:

rosencrantz-minus-guildenstern:

formerlyanon:

thecrazybandhuman:

I can buy one for 30 dollars with shipping on etsy,it just takes too long to be shipped.

And buy the way it’s more like 50 dollars/

Your point is invalid.

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my point is invalid according to you only because you went from whining in private to public about how you worked minimum wage and i pointed out that you are not only wanting to rob the IP holders of theirights, you are saying that because you feel like it you should pay others below minimum wage. Hussie has repeatedly asked people to fucking not sell homestuck shit. Just because there is shit on etsy and ebay doesnt mean its ok. Just because people vastly undervalue their work and selling prices does not mean its ok to pay people less than minimum wage.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/salesfaq.html

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Hello, we are Hussie Scalemate and RMG Scalemate, and we have gathered here today atop our pile of smuppets and squiddles to call bullshit on this.

Hussie: MSPA, Homestuck, and all the related media are my intellectual property, and I don’t want people profiting off my work. If you want a scalemate, I recommend buying one from What Pumpkin. Also, they are not $50 they are $35, learn to read. If you counting shipping in that estimate, I would point out that What Pumpkin has cheaper shipping methods and that no matter where you got one, you would have to pay shipping.

RMG: And I am here to say that you can also make them yourself, there are some great patterns and tutorials online. But it takes time, materials, and skill to make them. And these things cost money. As someone who loves creating plushies, and nearly are all 100% handmade, I’m annoyed at your dismissal of the effort I and others put into our work.
And as someone who works minimum wage, you should be able to understand the frustration of not feeling properly compensated for your work.

Hussie: Of course RMG here does not sell scalemates.

RMG: Of course not, because I like to respect Hussie’s IP. In fact, I’m the kind of person who reports etsy stores to What Pumpkin staff. And in fact at AX last weekend, I found a guy selling bootleg homestuck shit in the dealers hall and got to tell the What Pumpkin booth people there about it in person. It was glorious. So yeah. Fuck off.

Firstly you’re bitching to the wrong person.Am I illegally selling anything?No.

I buy my troll/kids shirts on Topacoco all the time.

And shipping is 16.65$ CAN you intolerable piece of absolute shit.Maybe YOU should learn how to check shipping.

And material is also fucking expensive.And I can’t sew,nor can my family.

I don’t appericate you making a big fucking deal out of nothing.Because I didn’t buy anything nor am I illegally selling anything.MANY MANY MANY people make things and give them away/sell them.Excuse me for not fucking reading terms and conditions because NO BODY DOES.

You are looking to illegally buy something in order to pay less, which is money that What Pumpkin doesn’t receive. No market for the illegal goods, people stop selling them, so that’s why it matters to contact people in the scalemate tag who are looking to buy as well as sell. If you cannot afford to pay the right prices, you cannot afford the goods, and do a disservice to the legal and illegal sellers by looking to pay below minimum wage prices. You are making a shitton of excuses to say that you are in the right when literally nothing supports you here.

Thank you for telling me I’m making a big fucking deal out of nothing, as the only I’m doing is trying to uphold Hussie’s copyright. I mean, I’m the type of person who likes to actually respect the creators of work I love and I want to see them make the money they deserve to off of it. And there is a big difference between selling and giving away these plushies, mainly that one involves profiting off someone else’s work and is illegal.

Sewing is less expensive then you imagine it is. And everyone starts of at the same point of skills when it comes to sewing, some just hone their skills more then others.

And you haven’t bought anything yet, but you were looking to, so yeah our responses do pertain to you.

Also: “Excuse me for not fucking reading terms and conditions because NO BODY DOES.”
Ignorantia juris non excusat (ignorance of the law excuses no one).
You are not excused.

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July 11 2014, 8pm



formerlyanon
ok and? I'm currently unemployed and know how to sew. I can tell you right now from experience that asking people to work for less than 35 bucks a scalemate is working for less than minimum wage, you might be able to break even if you use a sewing machine, which can turn the plushes wonky. Handmade six inch plushes go for 40 dollars and up, from people who price correctly. 35 bucks for a scalemate that is as tall as a 2liter bottle of soda and made of high quality materials is a steal.


formerlyanon:

thecrazybandhuman:

I can buy one for 30 dollars with shipping on etsy,it just takes too long to be shipped.

And buy the way it’s more like 50 dollars/

Your point is invalid.

image

image

my point is invalid according to you only because you went from whining in private to public about how you worked minimum wage and i pointed out that you are not only wanting to rob the IP holders of theirights, you are saying that because you feel like it you should pay others below minimum wage. Hussie has repeatedly asked people to fucking not sell homestuck shit. Just because there is shit on etsy and ebay doesnt mean its ok. Just because people vastly undervalue their work and selling prices does not mean its ok to pay people less than minimum wage.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/salesfaq.html

image

Hello, we are Hussie Scalemate and RMG Scalemate, and we have gathered here today atop our pile of smuppets and squiddles to call bullshit on this.

Hussie: MSPA, Homestuck, and all the related media are my intellectual property, and I don’t want people profiting off my work. If you want a scalemate, I recommend buying one from What Pumpkin. Also, they are not $50 they are $35, learn to read. If you counting shipping in that estimate, I would point out that What Pumpkin has cheaper shipping methods and that no matter where you got one, you would have to pay shipping.

RMG: And I am here to say that you can also make them yourself, there are some great patterns and tutorials online. But it takes time, materials, and skill to make them. And these things cost money. As someone who loves creating plushies, and nearly are all 100% handmade, I’m annoyed at your dismissal of the effort I and others put into our work.
And as someone who works minimum wage, you should be able to understand the frustration of not feeling properly compensated for your work.

Hussie: Of course RMG here does not sell scalemates.

RMG: Of course not, because I like to respect Hussie’s IP. In fact, I’m the kind of person who reports etsy stores to What Pumpkin staff. And in fact at AX last weekend, I found a guy selling bootleg homestuck shit in the dealers hall and got to tell the What Pumpkin booth people there about it in person. It was glorious. So yeah. Fuck off.

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June 8 2014, 11am


mentalkatastrophe:

I really really really want these o.o


Yo Dawg, I herd you like my scalemates, so I put a link to my scalemates in your post so you can actually credit me while you repost pics of my scalemates.
Also, that photo is from my 4/13/13 post, so if you’re gonna reblog my work you might as well use a photo from my 4/13 post from this year.

But thanks for the compliment I guess?

mentalkatastrophe:

I really really really want these o.o

Yo Dawg, I herd you like my scalemates, so I put a link to my scalemates in your post so you can actually credit me while you repost pics of my scalemates.

Also, that photo is from my 4/13/13 post, so if you’re gonna reblog my work you might as well use a photo from my 4/13 post from this year.

But thanks for the compliment I guess?

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#scalemate #scalemates #RMG's Scalemate Saga #scalemate stuff

May 27 2014, 5pm


They wanted to see who could wear it better. Sorry to say there Eridan, but she’s got you beat.
Sollux is either hiding his face in shame or keeling over is silent laughter, your call.

They wanted to see who could wear it better. Sorry to say there Eridan, but she’s got you beat.

Sollux is either hiding his face in shame or keeling over is silent laughter, your call.

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#Scalemates #Scalemate #RMG's Scalemate Saga #Erisolfef #DYK that 'keeling over' is a bit of a nautical pun #Watch out Sollux! #The fish puns are contagious! #They’re rubbing off on you in more then a few different ways

May 25 2014, 5pm


aradia-paradia:

Care t0 dance?

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s0 tell me ab0ut y0urself

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May 25 2014, 1pm


Latula, no


ask-terezi-and-latula:

l4tul4 y3s PROBABLY A GOOD TIME TO SAY WE HIT 200 FOLLOWERS r4d1c4l! H3LL Y34H
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May 23 2014, 6pm


themotherfuckinglordoftime:

hello there brother!

I STILL QUESTION WHY THESE THINGS EXIST. BUT I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THIS ONE NEEDS TO BE BURNED. IN EFFIGY. REALITY DEMANDS IT.

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#Calliope #Caliborn #caliborn you little shit #scalemates #scalemate stuff #RMG's Scalemate Saga

May 23 2014, 6pm


themotherfuckinglordoftime:

JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO

IT’S ANOTHER ONE. THAT ALSO LOOKS LIKE ME. BUT BIGGER ME.

WHAT.

*WHAT.*

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May 23 2014, 6pm



karneptier
have you given individual names/nicknames for each of your scalemates


Well to be honest most of them come with names already attached. You know because they are characters.

But uh, the ones that are original/were gifts for my sister based on her desires do have names. Lavender Goomps and Imblue DabaDeeDabaDie Esq.,their names were. But yeah I like having names to call them by when I’m working on them so I can bitch at them or talk to them, and if I’m doing one that doesn’t already have a ready to use name I will probably come up with something.

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May 23 2014, 4pm


themotherfuckinglordoftime:

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

WHY IS THIS TINY. THING. IN MY VISAGE. IS IT EVEN ALIVE? I DO NOT APPRECIATE THIS SWAGGER JACKING, REGARDLESS. NOT ONE BIT.

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#Caliborn #RMG's Scalemate Saga

May 23 2014, 9am


formerlyanon:

rosencrantz-minus-guildenstern:

formerlyanon:

rosencrantz-minus-guildenstern:

formerlyanon reblogged your photoset and added:

I egged her into doing Makeout Point so apparently im obligated to reblog this now, whateverrrrrrrr

Excuse you, who was it that wanted there to be lipstick kisses?

well once i suggested it, it was you who wanted it so there :p

[5/22/2014 8:17:37 PM] formerlyanon: you can always cut lips out of fleece and pretend theyre lipstick stains
[5/22/2014 8:17:48 PM] Rose: oh god
[5/22/2014 8:18:08 PM] Rose: ways to simulate scalemate sex 101
[5/22/2014 8:19:02 PM] formerlyanon: ur right, i am the worst influence
[5/22/2014 8:19:13 PM] Rose: and you are delighted by it
[5/22/2014 8:20:02 PM] formerlyanon: exactly

god, i sure did have to twist your arm there, didn’t I?

If you hadn’t brought it up, they wouldn’t be there. Thus your fault. Also, you know how susceptible to ideas I am, and you abuse it horribly.
“Should I turn Psi into Helmsman?” “Why not both.”
"Bah, the beta kids, the first ones I made, look like shit compared to ones I make now." "Remake them."
“It’s funny how I have more then one scalemate of my favorite characters (Grimdark Rose, RoboAradia, FLARP!Terezi) but not another for Sollux” “You should make a Derse and a Prospit Sollux. And give them lacey frills”

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May 23 2014, 9am


formerlyanon:

rosencrantz-minus-guildenstern:

formerlyanon reblogged your photoset and added:

I egged her into doing Makeout Point so apparently im obligated to reblog this now, whateverrrrrrrr

Excuse you, who was it that wanted there to be lipstick kisses?

well once i suggested it, it was you who wanted it so there :p

[5/22/2014 8:17:37 PM] formerlyanon: you can always cut lips out of fleece and pretend theyre lipstick stains
[5/22/2014 8:17:48 PM] Rose: oh god
[5/22/2014 8:18:08 PM] Rose: ways to simulate scalemate sex 101
[5/22/2014 8:19:02 PM] formerlyanon: ur right, i am the worst influence
[5/22/2014 8:19:13 PM] Rose: and you are delighted by it
[5/22/2014 8:20:02 PM] formerlyanon: exactly

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May 23 2014, 9am


formerlyanon reblogged your photoset and added:

I egged her into doing Makeout Point so apparently im obligated to reblog this now, whateverrrrrrrr

Excuse you, who was it that wanted there to be lipstick kisses?

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#formerlyanon #damn right you're obligated #Zes is a scalemate enabler #RMG's Scalemate Saga

May 23 2014, 8am


Limbo Party

So I was looking at this and trying to think about how the hell I was going to do a limbo party, what was I going to use for the pole. Then I remembered, oh wait Summoner. Duh.

Dave and Karkat are helping hold the ends of the limbo poll up steady. John is trying to distract Dave so that he can influence who wins. Tavros is actually really good at this which is surprising considering how unwieldy his horns would make him. Then again maybe he’s cheating with his robolegs. Jake just finished unsuccessfully and is now watching from the other side.

Roxy, Jane, and Calliope are having girl talk and talking about how dumb boys are. Meulin, Kurloz, and Damara are totally toking it up in the corner.

Up in makeout-point we can see some scalemate/scalemate action. (Yes that is Dirk and Equius, I like them black and if you don’t ship it well you can shut the fuck up).

Hey, hey, hey Eridan, Sollux, and Feferi this is make out time not public exhibition time, why is Feferi’s skirt on the floor?!?

Cronus is actually just whispering to Kankri because like hell Kankri would let him kiss him in public.

Oh look Gamzee is all by himself in time out. Boo fucking hoo.

~~~~~

The second part of cerulean-neuf’s Scalemate photo request “Scalemate Hussie laughing over the bodies of other dead scalemates…also scalemate limbo contest-party (scalemates in back with makeouts)”.

The first part can be seen here.

My scalemates are all 100% handmade by yours truly, and feel free to send in any questions you might have about them or what have you. I will answer them. Eventually. As always you can check out my scalemate tag for more photos of my scalemates. I’m also currently open to commissions.

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